2009
08.15



DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR.COM

&

RONIE MIDFEW ARTS

JOIN FORCES FOR

THE ULTIMATE LOST EVENT

This probably doesn’t make much sense to any of you. If you were to tell me I would team up with Ronie Midfew Arts a week ago, I’d say, “I’d rather let Keamy execute my daughter right in front of me, than join with them.” But let’s just say “Ronie” was very persuasive.

I can’t get into the full details of our agreement at this time. However I can say that I agreed to
TEMPORARILY stop production and promotion of my LOST inspired velvet artistry for an undisclosed reason in lieu of a
new opportunity which I ultimately think will blow your mind. Wow, that was a mouthful.

This new endeavor is an idea I’ve had for quite some time but never had the resources to produce myself but my
partnership with this group is finally going to make it possible. Case in point, after I pitched my idea to Ronie
we were able to take the concept to Damon and Carlton at their offices in Los Angeles and include them in on it as
well. Which means this project is going to be done with the full support of the LOST team.

partnership

From L-R: Damon, Me, Carlton, and Midfew Suit

BTW: They didn’t throw away my painting! Sweet.

I used to think Ronie Midfew Arts was the devil but if the devil loves Lost as much as I do how bad of a guy can he be? If we are able to pull off this idea, which we will, this will be much better than anything that I could put on velvet
 This is truly for all of us fans of LOST.

Unfortunately to support this endeavor fully DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR will change it’s focus and direction and this
might be the last time your hear from me for quite some time. But know that I’ll be behind the scenes working hard to
pull this off.

LET THE HUNT BEGIN!

SEE YOU HERE

TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT (PST)




2009

08.14


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There is too much running through my mind right now. I’ve been
travelling ever since the meeting this afternoon and a lot of things
need to get done – but let’s just say things took a turn for
the….AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I can’t legally post about it
yet. Contracts need to be signed and calls need to be made. And I’m in
a rush to get out to the Improv Marathon – but it’s been an incredible
day. This site was even mentioned in the new Entertainment Weekly!!!

I promise more tomorrow during the day….I think this could be great. Wait, I KNOW this is going to be great!

SUFFICE IT TO SAY

MIDNIGHT PST SATURDAY IS ON!!

AND IS GOING TO BE WAY BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE  EXPECTED.

NamARTe!




2009

08.14

Wish Me Luck!





The coordinates are plugged into my GPS and I have all your comments printed

out. So I’m ready and on my way.

I hope they don’t hook me up to that weird Clockwork Orange machine that they

hooked Ben’s Daughter’s Boyfriend up to.

I will post later tonight (cuz I have to pick up some dry cleaning
on the way home) and let you know what went down. But if you don’t hear
from me by Saturday morning assume that I was taken on a submarine to
an unknown location.




2009

08.13


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I was feeling quite productive today as I got everything in order
for the big Saturday event, so I decided to take a break and cook up
some fish on my outdoor BBQ for lunch. Then he came. A man dressed all
in black.

As he approached, I called out to him, “I assume you are here about
the paintings.” He replied, “I am, why do you insist on making them?”

“You’ll have to ask the fans who buy them on Saturday.” I said with a smirk.

“I don’t have to ask, you were told to stop and you didn’t do it. What are you trying to prove?”

I went back to grilling up my fish and uttered, “That you are wrong.”

The man in black pulled out a business card and held it in his bony hand.

“It’s always the same with you Lost fans, you watch, you theorize, you blog, you paint, but it always ends the same, you want more.”

(There was a long pause.)

Then he affixed a steely gaze on me “Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?”

“What?! No. I didn’t think it was that bad…Really? Kill me?” I was shocked.

“Yes but I can’t find a loophole. Your friends, your blogger
buddies, and the all the rest of the fans are supporting this dumb
velvet painting idea. It’s impossible to stop you. So I come to you
with an offer. I’d like you meet Ronie Midfew. He wants to talk to you.
No recording devices of any kind. He wants you to know exactly what he
thinks of you.”

The man in black dropped the business card on the ground and walked
off. As he walked away, he exclaimed, “Always nice speaking to you Mr.
Scheer.”

Not knowing the man’s name I shouted back “Always nice talking to you too.”

Then I grabbed the business card from the ground. on it was written.

FRIDAY – 4:08PM EST @ RONIE MIDFEW ARTS GALLERY -  XXX XXXX DRIVE, BEVERLY HILLS*

SEE YOU THEN – E. SAU

Whoa! That was crazy. Mainly because it
almost identically mirrored the first scene in last season’s finale but
also because I’m going to meet my enemy Ronie Midfew tomorrow. I don’t
know what he wants, but I wanna get to the bottom of this. Also if he
wants me to hear what he thinks of me, I’m going to tell him what we
think of him. Leave anything you wanna say to Ronie Midfew in the
comments. I’ll make sure he gets the message.

On a side note, I’m excited to find out how you pronounce his name is it Ronny or Roany?

* BTW I had to blank out the address, because it doesn’t seem like Ronie wants any unnessary attention. I don’t want to blow this opportunity.




2009

08.13


Today is a busy day, I’m photographing all the pieces that I’m putting on sale on Saturday they look great…

In the meantime check out some interesting tidbits…

There’s a great discussion going on in the comments of PHAT ALPERT between Thorsten, Ole C, & Lisa about Smokey and The Man in Black and who controls who. Check out this screengrab from the show which sheds some light on it.

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Then I saw this on the  Lostpedia Blog

Lost: The Official Magazine
(issue “It’s Time for the Beginning of the End”), we got an even better
glimpse of the statue of Taweret, which we’ve only seen from an odd
angle.

Well, okay, it’s just the side view of the model used for CGI reference, but I think it should be pretty accurate as far as canonicity goes.

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Finally I did a Quick Fire 20 Questions about LOST with Howey Davenport on TV Overmind

H: What’s your favorite item on the Mr. Cluck’s menu?

P: I don’t eat at Mr. Cluck after I saw SuperCluck Me.

H: If Mr. Eko was a frontman for a rap group, which would it be?

P: Positive K.

H: Would you advise Rose and Bernard to leave the island?

P: No because I owe them money.

Read The Rest of the 20 Questions Here




2009

08.12


My friend Scott Aukerman who helped me break into ABC studios last week wanted to add his own theory to the blog. I was happy to oblige.

PHAT ALPERT

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There has been a lot of speculation in
regard to the TV program Lost – why are the passengers of Oceanic 815
trapped on the island? What does the island represent? And most
importantly, does Nestor Carbonell, who plays Richard Alpert, really
have to wear THAT much guyliner?

But to focus on that is ignoring a far more pressing fashion issue –
for what possible reason did Richard Alpert grow his hair down to his
shoulders in 1973?

We’ve only seen him sporting this peculiar hairstyle once – when he
appeared to a young Ben for the first time in the jungle.  In the
years preceding and following, his hair is as short as the shelf-life
of Cane. And although he appears to be an ageless immortal, apparently
even Mr. Alpert is not immune to chasing the whims of his follicle
fancy.

What could have been going on with Richard this particular year?  Let’s examine some possibilities:

  • He needed to take some time to “find himself.”  A man running
    around the jungle alone looking for little boys suggests a personality
    in crisis.  Did the stress of whatever happened (happened) with
    Charles Widmore cause him to reexamine his life?  Do the Others
    actually allow one to go on sabbatical?
  • He was trying to impress a girl.  Who among us hasn’t attempted a curious fashion choice because they thought it would get someone’s attention?  When I was sixteen, Pretty in Pink
    came out, and I thought the brooch Molly Ringwald wore over her top
    shirt button could possibly be unisex.  I wore my mother’s to
    school the next day and became the laughingstock of Cypress High.
  • He was just getting in to the “hippie” movement.  Yes, 1973 is
    a little late to the party.  But perhaps the Dharma Initiative’s
    rudimentary computers had JUST started broadcasting snippets of Hair,
    Easy Rider, or even The Monkees’ Head?  Certainly the concept of
    free love would be appealing to a man trapped on an island with limited
    choices for partners.
  • He needed to hide his shoulders.  I have a “hunch” this is the
    real answer: Sleeping in tents for perhaps hundreds of years may have
    caused a curvature of Mr. Alpert’s upper spine – in other words, a
    hunchback.  One can only imagine the embarrassment this could have
    caused Richard when it came to the other Hostiles.  So why not grow the ‘do out and LOOK COOL while taking a year to undergo physical therapy?
  • It was Halloween.  Just because they’re Others doesn’t mean they
    can’t have a little fun.  Maybe Mr. Alpert dusted off his old
    Black Rock pirate outfit and went Trick or Treating over at the Dharma
    Initiative?  Watch out for those razor blades in the Dharma
    Apples™, Richard!

In short (pun intended, ha ha!), certainly SOMETHING was happening
that year with Richard.  And while Mr. Lindelof & Mr. Cuse
have suggested that they will answer every “important” question in
regards to our Losties, may I use this public forum to remind them
THERE IS NO MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION THAN THIS.

If they need to add one more episode in Season 6 just to cover this,
surely no Lost fan would argue?  Flashbacks, Flash Forwards –
whatever it takes.  Terry O’Quinn & Swoosie Kurtz aren’t the only “Lockes” we care about!  Just ‘DO it, Darlton, PLEASE!




2009

08.12


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I felt like I needed to take my battle against Ronie Midfew Arts to
the next level. That’s why I agreed to an exclusive interview on the Dr. Arzt & Friends podcast

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 OF THE PODCAST  HERE




2009

08.12

NAMARTE!





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Today I received a call. Here’s how it went down:

Caller: Hello this is Alexandra Miller from Ronie Midfew Fine Arts.

Me: DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!

AM: Excuse Me?

Me: You’re just trying to be like the unsympathetic outback travel agent in episode four of Season 1, WALKABOUT.

AM: I’m Sorry.

PS: This is destiny, this is destiny… This is my destiny! Hey, I’m supposed to do this, dammit!

AM: Sir, if you could please just calm down. I just wanna talk.

PS: Umm…A small boy once
asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell
him that I once killed a man to save my brother’s life….Mr. Eko.

AM: What?

PS: You all ev’rybody!! You all………ev’…ry…….body??” (NOTE: At this point I ran out of recognizable Lost quotes and hung up the phone)

Clearly this type of verbal abuse and harassment from Ronie Midfew
isn’t going to stop. By the way, I did some more research on “Alexandra
Miller” and apparently I’ve been leaving comments on the wrong Facebook
page, that’s what I get for using BING instead of Google. So I’d like
to officially say “Sorry Alexandra Miller of Tennesse…My Bad. I
definitely don’t think YOU should kill yourself.” But I do want A.
Miller and all her cronies to know one thing…Not only will I be
releasing the first series of my original velvet Lost Art on SATURDAY @
MIDNIGHT (Pacific Standard Time) but some of them might even be GLOW IN THE DARK VELVET PAINTINGS.

Picture if you will…. Locke’s face on a wolf’s body howling at the
moon but the moon’s surface is actually Jack’s face! I’ve already said
too much.

Currently my apartment/art studio is a complete mess.
Velvet is strewn on the floor, bamboo frames are being built, my oil
paint is drying and I figured I’d take this time to let you know that
no one is going to tell me what I can or can not do! Because art can’t
be stopped. Did they stop Picasso when he cut off his ear? Nope. Did
someone say to Reba, “Hey you can’t have your own hilarious sitcom”
Na-Ah. Is Ronie Midfew going to stop me with their vague threats of “The 15th is LOST and the 16th will be FOUND” DEFINITELY NOT

(By the way, what the hell does that mean Anyway? Any Guesses?)

As I look at the floor and see the dozens of paintings that I’m
going to have for you on Saturday, I think you are going to be super
psyched. Oh and don’t worry I have a professional web guy helping me
launch the new gallery section of my site.

Wanna another taste of what’s in store?

Check out the inspiration for one of my latest pieces I’m calling it “SEXY BACK”

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2009

08.11

SETH NORRIS LIVES?





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In a recent interview with TV Guide Magazine, Greg
Grunberg reveals that he received a call asking if he would be
interested in returning at some point in the final season. “That’s
literally where my call ended,” Grunberg says, before admitting that
“If NBC will allow it, I will go back.” (via /film)

Okay I admit it,
I called him…I didn’t expect him to pick up and then when he did I got
really nervous, so I just blurted out “Do you wanna come back to Lost”
and then he was like, “Damon?” and I said, (in a deep German Voice) “YES I AM DAMON” Then I just giggled and hung up.




Sorry Greg but you’ve been LOST PRANKED

—–

BTW: Thanks for watching my video, all this excitement has really
inspired me, I painted 3 new pieces last night. Can’t wait for Saturday
Night at MIDNIGHT




2009

08.10


Last Thursday and I went to the ABC/DISNEY lot in California where Damon and Carlton write LOST to confront them about throwing away my painting.

Watch what happened…

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2009

08.08


It’s time for another poll..

Everyone knows that beards play an crucial part on LOST; but who wears them best and who wears them worst?

Let’s play Beardo or Weirdo?




Let’s hear your picks for Beardo (meaning they wear it great) and Weirdo (meaning they shouldn’t grow anything ever again)




2009

08.07


THANK YOU FELLOW LOST FANS FOR SUPPORTING THE CAUSE!

NOTHING WILL STOP ME FOR MAKING LOST ART

A big thanks to Dr. Artz from Doc Artz Blog who wrote a passionate letter in my defense…

Ronie Midfew, you can bring your worst. Short of taking
a trip back in time and somehow preventing Paul from producing the
painting in the first place, you might as well be trying to stomp out
fandom itself. We are fan. Hear us roar. In our unity, we will defeat
your heinous attempt to quash fan-art – particular fan-art like that of
Paul’s, that transcends the ‘fan’ and achieves the level of ‘fine.’

READ HIS FULL POST HERE

Dr. Artz also posted a letter from Ronie Midfew Arts which looks like the same one that Peter at Slashfilm got recieved yesterday. I can’t believe these guys. They still haven’t told me what I’m doing wrong!!

See the letter here….

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HERE’S A LARGER IMAGE OF THE LETTER




2009

08.07


Today I went to ABC today to find out the truth about what happened to my painting, but what I found was sooo much more…

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I’m editing the video of my day right now, Flipcam is still
downloading into my computer. So it might take some time but it’s going
to be worth it!




2009

08.06

WTF?!!





AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

I’m seriously pissed off!!

I don’t know what’s going on!! First I get all these aggro phone calls and emails from these official sounding people at “Ronie Midfew Arts” telling me that I can’t post or paint any more Lost related pictures because I’m breaching theirintellectual property“!!! and then tonight at my show at UCB one of their lawyers shows up and hands me a “Cease and Desist“.

Then when I get home I get confirmation on the BAD NEWS I heard yesterday. Check out this picture!

photo-4See the trash can in the corner. See what’s inside? Yeah! That’s my painting. They threw it away. I can’t believe this.

Yesterday a reader of the site, who claims he’s an intern at ABC, (he asked to be called “Mr. Klugh“), tells me he saw something at the LOST production offices that I wouldn’t like. He told me, “they trashed your painting”.

I totally thought he was lying so I asked him for photographic
proof. When I didn’t get any earlier today, I just thought he was
screwing with me and I forgot about it. But then I get the above
picture in my inbox!!! According to Mr Klugh it’s been sitting there
since Monday, so he snuck into the LOST prod offices after hours and
snapped this photo in their copy room with his camera phone.

This SUCKS!!!! I can’t believe it

I know Damon and Carlton would never do this. They loved my painting. They must also be getting harassed by our friends at “Ronie Midfew Arts.”

I’m going to find out the truth. I think it’s time I paid Damon and Carlton a visit!

ALSO I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW I
WILL NOT STOP POSTING! AND NEW BLACK VELVET PAINTINGS WILL STILL BE
AVAILABLE STARTING AUGUST 15th AT MIDNIGHT PST!

F YOU RONIE MIDFEW ARTS!






2009

08.04

Hmm…





Just
heard a disturbing bit of news from an intern who works over at ABC
about my  painting “DAMON CARLTON AND A POLAR BEAR”

Not going to freak out yet, waiting for visual confirmation.

Stay tuned!




2009

08.04


Now
that Rousseau’s map is up for Auction everyone can get a closer look at
something that was only glimpsed at during the show. Eagle eyed comic
con patrons, the LOSTPEDIA Blog and others got together to translate
and interpret exactly what it says…Read the Full Article Here

Rousseau_translatedClick here to see a much LARGER version




2009

08.03

LOST on HULU





All of Season 1 and some episodes of Season 5 are now available for immediate streaming on Hulu

CHECK IT OUT

What better time to rewatch than at work.




2009

08.03


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Everyone knows that Sawyer is always good with a nickname but the
ones that make it to the show have been vetted by the best writers in
the biz so here are a few that didn’t make the cut…

Capt. Post-it Note

Soup

Tina Turnover

Yugo

Sentimental Lady

Marmaduke

Wet Pita

Tommy Little Neck

Felt Eyes

Mr. Farts A-Lot

Swern Halston

Yogurt Eyes

Crotch Monkey

and

Howie Mandel

Share Your own Rejected Sawyer Nicknames Below..




2009

08.03


That I’ve been getting weird messages like this from some legal firm.

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If they wanna contact me they can do it the old fashioned way…Friendster Message me.

Now back to painting.




2009

07.31


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5 Things You Didn’t Know about VINCENT The Dog

As a contemporary of Daniel Day Lewis and
Benicio Del Toro, Vincent the Dog has a creatively fulfilling but
troubled personal life. Here are a few things that you might not have
known about him and his life.

  1. He turned down the titular role in the film “K-9? because of a long
    standing feud with actor James Belushi over not being let into the
    HOUSE OF BLUES.
  2. He is a flea and tick survivor and travels the country inspiring
    other dogs and cats about the dangers of going outside without a flea
    and tick collar.
  3. He was addicted to Greenies for 3 years. During this period he was
    infamously found sleeping in a neighboring dog’s dog house and licking
    himself in front of Bungalow 8.
  4. He has dated Benji #3,  Chloe (from “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”) and Audrina Patridge.
  5. He’s has voted for Ralph Nader 4 times.

Share Your own Vincent Facts in the Comment Section




2009

07.31


Due
to popular demand. You can now download my first work of velvet art
“Damon, Carlton, and a Polar Bear” as your Desktop WallPaper.

Download it Here

Enjoy!!




2009

07.30

Painter’s Block….





A
lot of people have been asking how I get inspired to create art, so I
figured I’d let you into my process. Since I came up with this idea
I’ve been racking my brain for a new Velvet Piece worthy of the
original. I’ve rejected a ton of ideas, because they don’t seem perfect
enough.

Here are a few a REJECTED ideas

-Damon and Carlton Hi-Fiving Jesus and Elvis.

-Damon and Carlton holding cute kittens with very big eyes.

-Damon and Carlton sitting at a table of dogs playing Poker. But al the cards have Dharma logos on them

-Damon and Carlton as Clowns holding Balloons, but all the balloons are Lost cast members faces.

-Damon looking for Carlton but Carlton is hiding in the Hatch.

-Damon and Carlton as children with very big eyes, crying.

-Damon and Carlton naked riding a white horse bareback (This obviously would be done very tastefully, i.e. “no junk”)

-Damon and Carlton brushing the smoke monster’s hair.

-Damon, Carlton and Admiral Akbar.

If you have any good ideas post them below and we can put it to a vote.




2009

07.29


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It does indeed say AM I ALIVE

Thanks to Sl-Lost.com for the image





2009

07.29


At the end of the LOST panel Dominic Monaghan, Charlie from LOST came out on stage. I distinctly saw some writing on his hand. He clearly held it out on purpose. Take a look…

When I saw it live, I thought it said.. “Am I Alive?”, “Dead or Alive?” or “Who’s The Boss?”

Do you have a better guess? Or a clearer photo. Post it in the comments.





2009

07.28


Got a mention in ABC’s BEHIND THE SCENES at the LOST PANEL mini documentary. Where they talk to the fans and cast who were in attendance.




2009

07.28


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“I have looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw was beautiful.” – John Locke

I think Locke might have said the same thing if he saw my velvet paintings.

Your reactions to my 1st piece, “DAMON CARLTON, AND A POLAR BEAR” has been so overwhelming that it’s inspired me to get back in my studio.

So it’s with pleasure that I am announcing I will be selling all new black velvet pieces exclusively on my website starting August 15th at Midnight PST.

Think of the possibilities: Damon Carlton and a Smoke Monster, Damon Carlton and a Donkey Wheel, Damon Carlton and a Lotto Ticket, etc…Who knows what pieced will be next?

I am to black velvet what Eko was to that stick. In the sense that I create on them, not that I kill people with them.

I swear on Jin’s grave that in the coming months you will see that DamonCarltonandaPolarBear.com is going to be the most important Lost inspired art site on the entire internet.

Yours in Velvet,

Paul Scheer




2009

07.27


Since Darlton didn’t really give too much info of Dharma during the Panel, this might fill in some of those gaps.





2009

07.27


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Here’s a picture from the convention hall. Seems like every main character is on it (Dead and Alive)

(FROM LEFT TO RIGHT) Faraday, Boone, Miles, Michael, Ana Lucia,
Charlotte, Shannon, Desmond, Eko, Kate, Jack, Sawyer, Locke, Ben,
Sayid, Libby, Sun, Jin, Claire, Hurley, Juliet, Charlie, Frank,
Richard, Bernard and Rose

But alas sadly no Vincent!

The coolest thing is that Locke’s back is turned, while everyone
else is facing forward. Either someone didn’t tell them they were
taking the picture or this means something bigger. Also I noticed their
were hieroglyphics in the LOGO, but we’ll have to wait for a better image before I break out my Rosetta Stone.

BTW: I’m psyched Rose and Bernard got on the poster. I think they
are setting them up for an inevitable spin-off like, “The Ropers” – The
Three’s Company Spin-Off that focused on the landlord and his wife.





2009

07.27


Damon and Carlton
didn’t give away many story details about the upcoming season but they
did show three videos that made it seems like Jack’s (Faraday’s) plan
worked and that OCEANIC 815 never crashed.

Mr. Cluck’s Commercial — Hurley made it back from the Outback?

Oceanic Commercial — No Crashes in 30 Years?

The 3rd video was a segment from America’s Most Wanted, haven’t been
able to find a HQ version online yet. This video revealed that Kate
didn’t kill her father but instead killed her father’s friend and is
currently a fugitive from the law.




2009

07.25


And I’m just getting started!!




2009

07.25


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OMG! ZOMG! OMG! ZOMG!

It happened! I was able to show my black velvet painting (now seen way up top!) to Damon and Carlton and 8,000 other LOST fans at the Comic Con LOST panel! They loved it.

Were you there? Let me know by commenting.

Video to come soon! Check back later.




2009

07.24


Tomorrow morning at 11AM…I’m going to sneak into Hall H at Comic Con and make sure Damon and Carlton see my art.

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Keep Checking the website for more updates.

Trying to get some video uploaded.




2009

07.24


This season a lot of guns were shot. Who made the best gun face?

Answer in the comments

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2009

07.23


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Via (ODI BLOG)




2009

07.23


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From AUSTIN…

Have you ever heard the song “Do It Again” by Steely Dan? I’m not
going to get into the gritty-nitties about it but there are a wealth of
LOST-related allusions contained within this classic jazz-rock ditty!

Check out, for instance, a chorus that relates a familiar sounding
tale about a a timelost man named Jack and a mysterious spinning wheel…:

“You go back Jack do it again

Wheel turnin’ round and round

You go back Jack do it again”

THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN IN 1972!

The song also mentions a “hangman (that) isn’t hanging” (a clear
allusion to the ability of the island to keep some LOSTies alive, even
against their will), being “In a room with your two timer” (clever
wordplay relating to the swan hatch and its occupants button-pressing
duties) and Las Vegas (Keamy’s home town).

F*cking crazy, right!

I REPEAT: THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN IN 1972!

Whoa! I Think we really blew the lid off of something.





2009

07.23


My 1st LOST painting is finished. I gotta get Damon and Carlton to see this.

I think it’s better than the Mona Lisa or anything that Basquiat ever did.




2009

07.22


From THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

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Want to buy Hurley’s winning Lotto ticket?

How about Charlie’s guitar, or Locke’s hunting knife, or young Sawyer’s letter to the man who destroyed his family?

With the final season of “Lost” coming next year, ABC is auctioning
off these and other iconic props, set pieces, costumes and collectors’
artifacts from the show to the highest bidder. There will be a special
sneak preview of the items at the San Diego Comic-Con convention, which
gets underway Today.

I got dibs on Miles Ghostbusting Dust Buster




2009

07.22


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Mr. Eko (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) tells TV GUIDE that
he’d love to come back to LOST “To be able to give that rich character
some completion would be nice,” says Adewale, who stays in touch with
fellow Lost corpses Harold Perrineau (Michael) and Dominic Monaghan
(Charlie).

Yeah something tells me his chances of coming back to life are on par with Tom becoming straight!…..Oh Shit! Lost SLAM!

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2009

07.22


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SETH NORRIS – Oceanic 815 Pilot

(July 11, 1966 – September, 23 2004)

Seth you were a good pilot. You always greeted the passengers when
they boarded and made funny jokes about the airline food over the PA.
You even had a sense of humor on that fateful night when your flight
went 1,000 miles off course and the tower said, “Flight 815 we cannot
read you, say again!” and you said, “Again!” Everyone laughed!
Unfortunately that was the last communication the outside world had
with you.

Sure Frank Lapidus kinda killed you by making you cover his shift
but who could say no to Frank’s beautiful blue eyes and colorful
Hawaiian shirts. Maybe there was something between you too. Who knows?
At least that was the talk in the pilot’s lounge, but I think they were
jealous of you.

People often wonder why you were instantly killed by the smoke
monster and I think the answer to that is very simple. It’s because you
shaved off your sweet ass moustache. Think about it, Magnum was on an
island for years and he was never killed by a smoke monster. Why? Yep,
it was because of the stache.

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Seth Norris even though your life was canceled you were always on time in getting into our hearts.

Seth is survived by his wife who was also his high school sweetheart.

Who else would you like to see remembered? Email me at paul@paulscheer.com

(Comments will be up tonight, hopefully)





2009

07.21


These
are my favorite Unsubstantiated Lost theories are from people who
emailed me yesterday. Keep them coming in the comment section.

THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE CONNECTION from Ben Gibler

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What about Roger Linus? What if he really was Uncle Rico? In
Napoleon Dynamite we know that Uncle Rico had dabbled in time travel in
an attempt to go back to his glory days of high school football. What
if he got it to work? That might explain him siring Benjamin Linus and
getting a cushy job as a janitor in the past. PLUS, Napoleon Dynamite
took place in Idaho, not too far away from Oregon … where Benjamin
Linus was born and Roger was recruited into the DHARMA initiative.
Creepy. It certainly explains why he sits around drinking beer and
being disappointed in his smart son. Maybe the football we see Jack and
Tom playing with in episode 3.14 was actually UNCLE RICO’S!

THE CHANGELING THEORY by Luke Rajnoha

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Is Michael is a reincarnated form of Angelina Jolie’s character in
Changeling? Let’s take a look…Michael was always saying things like
“Where’s my son?” In the Clint Eastwood directed movie, “Changeling”,
Christine Collins (Angelina Jolie) kept saying “I want my son back!”
Michael’s son was named Walt. Christine’s son was named Walter.
Coincidence? I think not!




2009

07.20


25

Phil from the Dharma Initiative and Jimmy Barrett from Mad Men are the SAME PERSON!

Hear Me Out…

In the 1960’s Jimmy Barrett was a big star. One night he was invited
to a fancy dinner party were he met Alvar Hanso. Alvar invited Jimmy to
the island as his guest. He promised him a relaxing weekend away from
the stress of city life.

What Jimmy didn’t know was that Alvar hated his comedy and he
loathed his Utz potato chip commercials so much that actually trapped
Jimmy Barrett on the island and made him a slave laborer. He
brainwashed him like the did to Ben’s daughter’s boyfriend in Season 2
and and they changed his name to Phil. The name Phil is an inside joke
because Alvar thought Phil Silvers was a better comedian than Jimmy
Barrett.

Is your mind blown? It should be.





2009

07.20


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TVGuide.com: Did the producers give you any notes on what the dynamic should be between you and Mark Pellegrino’s Jacob?

Welliver: Liz Sarnoff, one of the writers on the
show, is actually an old colleague from a show that we did with David
Milch, Big Apple, and from Deadwood. Her explanation was that Jacob
sees man as being a flawed creature, but that there is always hope, whereas my
character has a much more cynical but in some ways realistic view of man.
She said, “Now extrapolate from that what you will. Are they waxing
philosophical? Are they gods?” What occurs to me as I watch Locke
mention the loophole and pitch Jacob into the fire is, “Clearly this
other man on the beach has inhabited Locke on some level”

TVGuide.com: Fans have all sorts of theories on the Jacob-Man No.
2 relationship. Some see the obvious parallels with the Bible’s Jacob
and Esau, but there are also a wealth of Egyptian comparisons…

Welliver: Yeah, the Esau thing seems to dominate
the extrapolating conversations. People on the subway say, “Are you
Esau?” The interactions are that random.

Read the Full Article Here




2009

07.20


Everyone remembers Mr. Eko’s walking/beating stick.

Walking Stick

Let’s take a closer look…

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What you don’t see in the above picture is that on the other side of his stick Eko inscribed this Hootie and the Blowfish Lyric

“Sometimes you’re crazy and you wonder why/ I’m such a baby/ ‘Cause the Dolphins make me cry”

Hmm…Interesting!




2009

07.20


“This site has, by far, had the most complete and accurate lost

theories around. It’s kind of evolved as the show progresses, but they

totally predicted the idea of the island skipping through time, which

is now the main plot of the show.” (Via J. Williams from email)

http://www.timelooptheory.com/

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2009

07.20


A lot of people have been asking me about this Art project. So let me set the record straight.

I have decided to take the next 6 months off from any other projects so that I can focus on my LOST inspired artwork.

Nothing is ready to be seen yet. but I’m working on something now
that I’m hoping to have finished by this year’s Comic Con in San Diego.
It’s Massive. I think Damon and Carlton will really dig it.




2009

07.20


This is my favorite LOST video.

It clearly contains a lot of information but I have no idea what it means.




2009

07.20


In 2010 LOST will officially end but there are so many unanswered questions like…

-How do Rose and Bernard keep their love alive after all these years?

-Is Locke possesed by Jacob or just a really pissed off ghost of Mr. Eko.

-Was EXPOSE cancelled after Nikki and Paulo went missing or were they replaced like Darren on Bewitched?

-Is Vincent the dog mad at Michael and Walt for leaving him on the
island. I mean c’mon a dog could have easily gotten on that boat.

-Where does Richard get his guyliner?

I wanna try to answer all these questions.That’s why I have created this new LOST Blog.

DAMONCARLTONANDAPOLARBEAR.COM

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